I swear this is occurring to me again. Just when I thought things were improving, here we are back at square one. It's like a curse. To be honest, I'm starting to wonder if it'll ever end.
- I really need to change my habits
- This can't be real
- I need a vacation
Can You Imagine What Just Happened!
I just saw the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A dog was singing in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were pointing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
Can You Believe This?!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. A guy was walking down the street and out of nowhere a flock of geese came out from behind a car. They were hopping all over the place, and cars were laughing. It was absolute chaos! Seriously! I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
I Still Can't Believe My Eyes!
It all started with a weird event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw fell open in utteramazement.
I couldn't comprehend what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a dream. This can't be true, right? It has to be a trick of the eye.
Maybe I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
I Can't Even!
Folks won't believe that just took place. This is insane, I know I'm going to lose consciousness! The whole thing was just beyond belief.
- It's unreal
- Seriously though
- This is going to be a storythat everyone will hear about
Well, I'm off! You won't believethe rest of the story!
I Just Can't Wrap My Head Around It
Seriously, this whole thing is just completely over my head. I keep trying to understanding it, but it's like check here speaking aforeign language. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Perhaps ask someone else for help?